2.
"Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?". The lady said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure, if she can take another 2mins of my friends stubborness.
"I just want.. Want...want to knw".
"you don't want to know any damn thing about me, loser, all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..". She retorted,but no, Jide is not ready to give up either, the arguement was starting to get very tensed, and am afraid the ending might not be pleasant atall. The lady was now walking away, so, i quickly went to my friend and tried to speak some sense into him.
"hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he watched the lady walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to Back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible as Blessing, just as you dey always tag her. So, guy, unless, you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her".
"what are you saying? That i should just let her go? Now that am very close to getting her". He replied rhetorically.
"ogbeni, u are not close to anything, the only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped".
"she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence". He replied walking away.
"why not also get her Birth certificate? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him, cos i was already getting more angry at his stubborness.
"na u sabi. Call me whatever, i wil make sure i get her". With that determination, he took off, and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. I also followed suit, and fortunately for us, we catch up with her, as she was about to enter an Hairdressing salon. I was damn tired after the whole 200meters run, so was my friend. We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as i keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get into trouble.
After 2mins, i watched as the lady gave my Friend a resounding slap. I hastily rushed down there to know what went wrong.
"did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out,holding his cheeks. That looks like a very dumb question.
"nope, i didn't, i only used my left hand to straighten that cheeks of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now". She replied him angrily and entered the salon.
*****
"Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am,". I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there.
"ah, emi (me) Darous, emi, me,(he was beating his chest rapidly) almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave, she go pay". He cursed angrily.
"she go pay?".
"yes, i promise you that"
" did you gave her your bank account?".
"Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex".
"who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u b born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex."
"No vex abeg, u suppose understand now".
"the only thing i understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So i am greatful to her for that."
"ok, i know say i fork up, but it was also wröng of her to raise up her hands against man. So she will pay for that".
Through out our journey home, Jide could not stop rubbing his cheeks, he was busy lamenting, how he will make her pay for what she did.
I just hissed and went straight to my room, i laid on the bed thinking of how i will tidy my girlfriend's sister, the next day.
T.b.c. Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.
"Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?". The lady said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure, if she can take another 2mins of my friends stubborness.
"I just want.. Want...want to knw".
"you don't want to know any damn thing about me, loser, all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..". She retorted,but no, Jide is not ready to give up either, the arguement was starting to get very tensed, and am afraid the ending might not be pleasant atall. The lady was now walking away, so, i quickly went to my friend and tried to speak some sense into him.
"hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he watched the lady walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to Back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible as Blessing, just as you dey always tag her. So, guy, unless, you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her".
"what are you saying? That i should just let her go? Now that am very close to getting her". He replied rhetorically.
"ogbeni, u are not close to anything, the only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped".
"she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence". He replied walking away.
"why not also get her Birth certificate? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him, cos i was already getting more angry at his stubborness.
"na u sabi. Call me whatever, i wil make sure i get her". With that determination, he took off, and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. I also followed suit, and fortunately for us, we catch up with her, as she was about to enter an Hairdressing salon. I was damn tired after the whole 200meters run, so was my friend. We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as i keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get into trouble.
After 2mins, i watched as the lady gave my Friend a resounding slap. I hastily rushed down there to know what went wrong.
"did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out,holding his cheeks. That looks like a very dumb question.
"nope, i didn't, i only used my left hand to straighten that cheeks of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now". She replied him angrily and entered the salon.
*****
"Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am,". I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there.
"ah, emi (me) Darous, emi, me,(he was beating his chest rapidly) almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave, she go pay". He cursed angrily.
"she go pay?".
"yes, i promise you that"
" did you gave her your bank account?".
"Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex".
"who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u b born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex."
"No vex abeg, u suppose understand now".
"the only thing i understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So i am greatful to her for that."
"ok, i know say i fork up, but it was also wröng of her to raise up her hands against man. So she will pay for that".
Through out our journey home, Jide could not stop rubbing his cheeks, he was busy lamenting, how he will make her pay for what she did.
I just hissed and went straight to my room, i laid on the bed thinking of how i will tidy my girlfriend's sister, the next day.
T.b.c. Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.
COUNTLESS [story about Sex, Betrayal and vengeance] by TheBlessedMAN Episode 2
Reviewed by Unknown
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July 09, 2017
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Reviewed by Unknown
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July 09, 2017
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